A lot of things come from powerful Canada, but not as
horribly as many lettermen. From the seventh season this year, Letterkenny
delivers more quick wit and excellent punch lines. In fact, the works are
improving as the show grows, so it’s still one of my favorites.

Now, not everyone is familiar with Canadian conversations,
but after one or two episodes, you become a true supporter. If you have never
seen Letterkenny, you will be given the best Letterkenny Quotes for landing on
Canadian dishonest comedy TV.

24 Best Letterkenny Quotes

# 1. “Oh, come on, cat.” I didn’t tell anyone. ”- Wayne

# 2. “Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except the kids get on the bike, maybe. Worst. I could see the kids getting on the bike all day. I wouldn’t say anything about your children.” – Wayne

# 3. Come on “Pitter-Protector, ‘Er.” – Everyone

# 4. “We only got one shot on it. One chance. A win. You know? Your mother vomited on spaghetti, or whatever the singer was saying.” – Train box

# 5. “If I was Dr. Seuss’s book, I’d be The Fat in the
Hot.” – Katy

# 6. “On Christmas Day, Tim, McDonald’s and the beer
shop are closed and your whole world is out there.” – Wayne

# 7. “Here’s the poem Starlight, Star Bright. Why did
you get earrings? Your lobes aren’t the only ones that pierced them.” –
Wayne

# 8. “It’s a hard life to pick up rocks and pullin
‘teats, but like God’s sandals, it defeats the Fightin’ Friends with precious
sidewalks.” – Wayne

# 9. “I wish you weren’t so strange, bud.” – Wayne

Quotes to include Letterkenny in your daily life

# 10. “Banquet Duck with Weed?” – Wayne

# 1 1. “All you need is a Pied Piper for possession.
But that’s not the case, so you need to get away with .22 with .22.” –
Wayne

# 12. “Oh I’m breaking. I put that idea through the
fucking windshield.” – Katy

# 13. “Have you seen ‘Con Havin’ Sex with a Barn Cat on
Your Truck? What’s the nature of that David Suzuki, fuck it.” – Wayne

# 14. “Jones: We need a backup, boys.

Wayne: Hard no.

Reilly: Oh, well, where’s your jam, Bud?

Wayne: Not my pig, not my farm.

Jones: Where’s the sacrifice?

Wayne: Oh, come down from the cross, we need timber. “

# 15. “You know your boat came with money when he
started throwing good pistachios. The rest of them were open with box
cutters.” – Daryl

# 16. “You locked your toe in the hot tub” because
you heard sperm survive there and you gave the teenage mutant ninja turtles
enough time to figure out how this story ends. ”- Wayne

# 17. “Squirly Dawn: You’re so good at wrestling, Katy.
I appreciate you.”

Katy: What do you appreciate about me?

Wayne: Dawn of Squarley, let’s look at it lightly.

Squirley Dan: Yeah. Oh hey look at you, Earth

# 18. “You can’t get tired of fuckin ‘up the
hill.” – Wayne

# 19. “If you have a problem with a serious Canadian
goose, you have a problem with me. I suggest you take it by surprise. – Wayne

# 20. “Fuck You Jones! Your mother liked my Instagram
post from Puerto Vallarta 2 years ago. Tell her I’ve always kept my swimming
trunks for her.” – Reilly

# 21. “It’s definitely a one-time event and it’s not a
tradition for some makeup holidays. I can’t answer cats. I’m out. Call me my
name.” – Wayne

Lettercanny quotes that make perfect colorful insults

# 22. “What’s up with your body hair, you shoot
big?” You are like a 12 year old Dutch girl. ”- Wayne

# 23. “You’re picking up spare parts, aren’t you a
bud?” – Wayne

# 24. “Well, I’m saying you
pull your balls, but yer pants look like they’re doing this again.” –
Wayne